Install Theme
Hello :D

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via rocky-liang)

helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

(Source: toxicwinner, via deothepotato)

(via rocky-liang)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via rocky-liang)

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via rocky-liang)

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

(via galaxies-of-ignorance)

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

(Source: hotelforcorndogs, via rocky-liang)

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

(via hannalee96)

cumberbabegonehiddlestoned:

He looks so proud

(Source: totalparksandrec, via ree-diculous)